Pagash The Mighty Belcher surveyed the
plain plain. Judging distances with giants was always difficult, were they close
and not very tall or huge and far away. Still at least they weren’t dwarves,
with their trickery and breweries.
With a wave of his hand the archers and
dire-wolf riders headed off to harry the giant’s flanks. He planned to wait and
then split his forces to attack from either side. Suddenly some Ogre’s charged
across the ground towards his dagger hand side. At the same time huge rocks came
flying through the air. Fortunately the giants were not very good shots and
almost hit their own ogres. Unfortunately Zarg and Gnart decided this was the
signal to charge and rushed headlong towards the giants with their units.
Pagash shook his head and groaned.
'Betta see if you can hit ‘em.’ Pagash
said turning to the Shaman at his side.
After much wailing and strangling of
goats, a fireball shot towards the giants only to fizz and turn into a shower of
toads.
'Well that was a waste of good
goats,” thought Pagash. “Might as well get stuck in and dirty.”
The remaining Orcs moved towards the
giants. It was always difficult hacking at ankles, but they seemed to be doing
some damage. His dire-wolf riders had headed off, but had caused some havoc
before running.
Suddenly the giants before Pagash broke
and ran, as did the ones Zarg and Gnart had attacked. This just left the Queen
of the giants and she was in a right regal rage. Wave after wave of orcs broke
against her sword, but slowly the damage was being done, until finally she
realised the battle was over and ran from the field.
Pagash turned to survey the field. They’d won, but there were a lot of squashed orcs out there. Why hadn’t he
listened to his father? If only he’d known which one was his father, he might
have.
The Mountain Giant army was broken and the Orcs held the field. The Giants returned to their mountain fastnesses to await the next attempt to drive the puny small things from their rightful home.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Nice report. Come hell or high water mine will be up today.
ReplyDeleteDagger hand side and right regal rage; I like those a lot, also teh last sentence. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSteve has a real touch for the Orcish turn of phrase! :)
ReplyDelete