Carnival 992 - The Final, Tilt 2

Sir Robin leads 1-0 as we go into the second tilt. Sir Tanty is not so steady in the saddle as he was. The crowd is tucking into its vole's ears inna bun (sponsored by Griselda's Bakery of Harbottle). The knights are ready.

Kick Phase

Both knights set off at a steady gallop again.

Charge Phase

As they close on each other Sir Tanty once more prepares better than Sir Robin and lines up a sweep attack.

Clash Phase

In his signature move, Sir Robin throws everything he has into the final clash, risking everything for the sake of a dramatic finish, while Sir Tanty retains a little in reserve for the next tilt. Sir Robin lands a solid blow on Sir Tanty's chest. He breaks his lance and Sir Tanty reels backwards in the saddle (Battered, -2P). Almost in slow motion, Sir Tanty desperately tries to cling to the saddle but the strength of Sir Robin's blow was too great. He topples sideways and lands awkwardly on his shoulder. The crowd roars its approval at seeing a noble brought low into the mud. Chants of "Sir Robin" roar about the lists. Sir Robin has won and is given the golden laurel wreath of the Champion of Talomir.

Sir Robin gains 15 Fame and 1500 Florins for defeating Sir Tanty.
For winning the tournament he gains 15 fame and 1500 Florins.
Sir Tanty gains 7 Fame and 750 Florins for coming second.
Sir Tenley gains 3 Fame and 375 Florins for coming third.

Final Score
Sir Robin = 7
Sir Tanty = 0

Final Rankings
Sir Robin (Fame 59, 20900 Florins) = 16 points
Sir Tanty (Fame 37, 17250 Florins) = 9 points
Sir Tenley (19 Fame, 15475 Florins) = 8 points
Sir Enda (0 Fame, 11800 Florins) = 2 points
Lord Javier (0 Fame, 13600 Florins) = 0 points
Lord Reynardo (0 Fame, 13600 Florins) = 0 points

Disqualified
Earl Yurgutz (Fame 0, 15000 Florins)

Dead
Lord Edmund

Carnival 992 - The Final, Tilt 1

Welcome to the final of Carnival 992. I'm sure you will agree that it has been an exciting and eventful Carnival but it draws to a close and what better way to close out the carnival than a joust between two of the finest nights in Talomir, Sir Robin and Sir Tanty. So, without further ado, let us repair to the lists, where our two brave knights are waiting to begin. Before we start, I would like to highly recommend Boniface Tinkerson's pickled otters' noses. Just the treat you need with your jousting.

Kick Phase

Both knights set off at a steady gallop towards each other. There is nothing dramatic about this as each demonstrates a calmness and skill that sets them apart from the others.

Charge Phase

As they approach, Sir Tanty sets up well and gains a good angle of attack over Sir Robin.

Clash Phase

Despite Sir Tanty's tactical manoeuvring, it is Sir Robin who strikes a solid blow against Sir Tanty, putting everything he has into it. Sir Robin breaks his lance against Sir Tanty's shield. Sir Tanty reels in the saddle and is nearly unhorsed (Battered, -2P). Sir Robin scores the first point.

Bonus Dice recovered
Sir Robin = 8
Sir Tanty = 11

Bonus Dice for next round
Sir Robin = 8
Sir Tanty = 13

Score
Sir Robin = 1
Sir Tanty = 0

Carnival 992 - Sir Tenley versus Sir Robin, Tilt 3

Welcome back, Joust Fans. We hope you had a good lunch in the intermission. We in the commentary box did. The pickled voles' ears were rather tasty, and Mrs Plumpy had baked us a splendid blackbird pie. So, without further ado, we bring you the final tilt between Sir Tenley and Sir Robin. Sir Robin leads 2-1 at the moment. Both knights are looking a little ragged around the edges now, but they are clinging to their saddles just the same.

Kick Phase

Sir Robin kicks his horse into a gallop, but Sir Tenley's horse balks and rears. The crowd love it and the horse charges off down the lists at a gallop, spurred on by their cheering.

Charge Phase

Sir Tenley attempts some tricky manoeuvring in the saddle, but it is Sir Robin who gains a slight advantage and a good angle of attack.

Clash Phase

Both knights line up their lances and both strike their opponent. Sir Tenley strikes Sir Robin on the shield and breaks his lance. The score is now tied at 2-2. Sir Robin strikes Sir Tenley on the chest. He breaks his lance. Sir Robin scores the winning point and passes through to the next round.

Final Score
Sir Tenley = 2
Sir Robin = 3

Sir Robin gains 15 Fame and 1500 Florins.

Carnival 992 - Sir Tenley versus Sir Robin, Tilt 2

An important notice from the joust's sponsors: The individual known as 'Flash' Guido has been sighted near the lists. Do not accept any bets with this person. He is under investigation for joust-rigging and failure to pay any taxes to his lord ever.

The honours are even as the two knights take their places at the end of the lists.

Kick Phase

Both knights spur their horses towards a gallop, but Sir Robins balks and will only Trot down the lists instead.

Bonus dice remaining
Sir Tenley = 8
Sir Robin = 9

Charge Phase

Sir Tenley's skill in the saddle shows once more as he gains a slight advantage over Sir Robin and lines up for a Sweep Attack.

Bonus dice remaining
Sir Tenley = 5
Sir Robin = 9

Clash Phase

Once more Sir Robin risks all on a final aggressive assault with his lance and this time it pays off. He lands a solid blow on Sir Tenley.

Bonus dice remaining
Sir Tenley = 0
Sir Robin = 0

Sir Robin's lance hits Sir Tenley's shield square on. He breaks his lance and scores 1 more point, winding Sir Tenley again in the process.

Sir Tenley recovers 6 Bonus Dice.
Sir Robin recovers 6 Bonus Dice.

Score
Sir Robin = 2
Sir Tenley = 1

Carnival 992 - Sir Tenley versus Sir Robin, Tilt 1

It is round two of the joust. Sir Tenley and Sir Robin both won their previous jousts with 6 points each. They are equal on points, but are they equal in the lists? Well, joust fans, you are about to find out.

The two knights are recovered from the exertions of their previous jousts, although neither really seemed to exert himself that much. The stewards are currently pursing an enquiry into bet-rigging by one Squire 'Flash' Guido, who apparently serves Sir Tenley in some capacity, but it is not expected to go anywhere. So, on with the joust ...

Kick Phase

Sir Tenley is obviously not keen on meeting Sir Robin, for he starts at a Trot. He is clearly more focused on controlling his approach. Sir Robin adopts the standard Gallop pace, earning the approval of the audience.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Tenley = 13
Sir Robin = 15

Charge Phase

Sir Tenley utterly outrides Sir Robin in his slow progress up the lists, proving that he was born in the saddle. In doing so he manages to line his lance up for a straight-on attack.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Tenley = 6
Sir Robin = 10

Clash Phase

The final approach sees both knights at their martial best, but Sir Robin's enthusiastic and committed approach in this part regains him some of the advantage he lost in the charge. Both knights strike their opponent and the lists are shaken with the impact. Ladies gasp. Lords cheer. The peasants love it. This is what they came for.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Tenley = 0
Sir Robin = 0

Sir Tenley strikes Sir Robin in the chest. He breaks his lance. Sir Robin is shaken (Battered, -2P). Sir Tenley scores 1 point. Sir Robin strikes Sir Tenley on the right arm wounding him (Battered, -2P). He too breaks his lance and scores 1 point.

Scores
Sir Tenley = 1
Sir Robin = 1

Sir Tenley recovers 8 bonus dice.
Sir Robin recovers 9 bonus dice.

Carnival 992 - Sir Robin versus Lord Reynardo, Tilt 2

Blood trickles down Lord Reynardo's arm as he gets ready to face Sir Robin once more.

Kick Phase

Sir Robin and Lord Reynardo both kick their horses into a gallop. The ground thunders beneath the hooves of their chargers as they approach each other.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Robin = 7
Lord Reynardo = 5

Charge Phase

Lord Reynardo, despite his wounds is able to gain a slight advantage and lines up a sweep attack on Sir Robin.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Robin = 7
Lord Reynardo = 3

Clash Phase

Sir Robin has clearly been holding back. He suddenly pulls himself together and throws everything into his attack. He totally outmatches Lord Reynardo and lands a solid blow on his chest.

Bonus Dice remaining:
Sir Robin = 0
Lord Reynardo = 2

Sir Robin breaks his lance on Lord Reynardo's armour, scoring 1 point, and badly winding his Lordship (Battered, -2P). Lord Reynardo is now too badly injured to continue (reduced to 0 Prowess) and must withdraw, scoring Sir Robin a further 2 points. Sir Robin wins and passes through to the next round.

Scores:
Sir Robin - 6 points
Lord Reynardo - 0 points

Sir Robin gains 14 Fame and 1400 Florins.

Carnival 992 - Sir Robin versus Lord Reynardo, 1st Tilt

Sir Robin must face Lord Reynardo. Both are strong warriors so this promises to be a tense bout, although Lord Reynardo's bombastic nature may cow the mild-mannered janitor Sir Robin.

Kick Phase

Sir Robin and Lord Reynardo both kick their horses into a gallop. The ground thunders beneath the hooves of their chargers.
Sir Robin has 15 bonus dice remaining.
Lord Reynardo has 12 bonus dice remaining.

Charge Phase

Both knights do their best, but neither is able to gain an advantage.

Sir Robin has 9 bonus dice remaining.
Lord Reynardo has 5 bonus dice remaining.

Clash Phase

Lord Reynardo fumbles his lance as he froths into his beard. Sir Robin is unphased. He may not be as brave as Sir Lancelot but his bravery is enough and he lands a solid blow on Lord Reynardo.

Sir Robin has 0 bonus dice remaining.
Lord Reynardo has 0 bonus dice remaining.

Sir Robin's attack hits Lord Reynardo in the right arm. He breaks his own lance, scoring a point, while Lord Reynardo is Bloodied (-3P) and drops his lance, scoring Sir Robin a further 2 points. Despite his wounds, Lord Reynardo decides to continue.

At the ends of the lists both knights collect new lances and turn to face their opponent for the next tilt.
Sir Robin recovers 7 bonus dice.
Lord Reynardo recovers 8 bonus dice.

Scores:
Sir Robin - 3 points
Lord Reynardo - 0 points